06 October 2006

GOP Makes Mark Foley Engage In Illicit E-Mails With Bob Novak, Foley "Kinda Turned On"...



The GOP is circling the wagons in response to Florida Rep. Representative Mark Foley's recent little boo-boo. Setting partisan-ship and the looming Congressional election aside House Republicans have showed incredible zeal in their efforts to correct the situation and openly expose any and all who attempted to cover up Foley's sexually explicit IM conversations with underage male Congressional pages.

Equally moving is Foley's recent decision to perpetually don a crown of thorns. This has come as a surprise to many who feel that Foley won't be so much martyrd, as forgiven and shuffled into a cushy job at a lobbying firm somewhere. The thorns were especially poignant to one of the underage pages whom Foley had E-molested. "I always heard him talk about his 'thorn.' I never knew it was a whole crown. I just figured he meant he was playing with his co**"

His 'co** indeed.

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W.O.W.!

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