17 October 2006

BREAKING NEWS: P.E.T.A. Is Fucking Goofy!

Direct Quote From Peta's Website, In The Frequently Asked Question Section:

" “What rights should animals have?”

Animals should have the right to equal consideration of their interests. For instance, a dog most certainly has an interest in not having pain inflicted on him or her unnecessarily. We are, therefore, obliged to take that interest into consideration and to respect the dog’s right not to have pain unnecessarily inflicted upon him or her. However, animals don’t always have the same rights as humans because their interests are not always the same as ours, and some rights would be irrelevant to animals. For instance, a dog doesn’t have an interest in voting and, therefore, doesn’t have the right to vote because that right would be as meaningless to a dog as it is to a child." "

I Believe The Word You're Looking For Is: "Whaaaaaaaaa?"

IN OTHER NEWS: Most of the world understands very well that dogs have no interesting in voting, because they...well, don't know what voting is, why it is performed, nor can they identify the individual letters in the word 'voting' because they can't read or write. And that's a good thing, because they would probably think the above PETA statement is a moronic as I do and be writing a very similar blog post.

Here's a Frequently Asked Question for PETA's website: Where on your site is the human geo-sociological issue addressed? (i.e. why is it so bad that animal testing saves human lives and that many people in the world have to slaughter animals to not starve to death) Humans are more important than animals! Deal with it!

POST SCRIPT:
"Whaaaaaa?"

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