Keith Olbermann ascended in his human form to heaven today. Many on the left have pointed to this as proof that he was Christly and had served his earthly purpose. It has been speculated, however, that it was simply a stunt involving ropes and pulleys devised by the Neo-Cons and the GOP to both swing belief back in the direction of Christian mythology and eliminate Olbermann who has become a rather large thorn in their sides as of late.
It wouldn't be the first time our friends on the right have used some manner of outrageous stunt in a thinly veiled attempt at ousting Olbermann. This tact, however, had been previously under used.
When reached for comment Pope John Paul II had this to say: "HUhhhhuhhhhhhuhhhh?! (sic)" It was only after that that our office recalled he has been dead for some time. Those still living at the Vatican were unavailable to comment at press times.
POST SCRIPT:
Bill O'Reilly once confused a loofa with a falafel (sic) while sexually harassing a former female Fox News producer. Tsssst... When do you suppose "The No Spin Zone: For Sexual Harassers" will be on the shelves?
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