26 October 2006

Tennesee Rupublicans Won't Stand For Uppity Negroes; Incest Still "Pretty Cool" There


CLUSTERFUCK, TN October 25, 2006 -- The GOP Has responded to criticism over a recent attack ad regarding prospective Democratic Congressman Harold Ford with the kind of candor and sensitivity you would expect...absolutely none.

The original attack ad, which basically took subtle (not so subtle) jabs at Ford for being...what do you call that? Oh yeah, BLACK! Was heavily criticized as overtly racist and unfounded.

They also accused Ford in the (recently pulled, despite RNC Chairman Ken Mehlman's claim that it was an independent ad and had nothing to do with him) of laying responsibility of fixing Iraq on Canada, taking money from pornographers, and being SUPER into uber-skanky white chicks.

Some random inbred fuck had this to say: "I knows how them thar Southerners get theirs bees alls in a bonnet when some uppity Negro goes after a Cracker Girl."

By "them thar Southerners" I assume he was referring to himself.

The GOP has replaced this monstrosity with another ad, this one on radio, which features the token deep throated narration and scary noises. They also chose to include rhythmic African drum beats in the background, which has nothing to do with the GOP still attempting to incite and terrorize the South with fear of the black man thereby polarizing the poorest class and forcing them to vote ignorance.

POST SCRIPT:
That last sentence only works 'cause it's opposite day.

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