18 October 2006

Iraq News-Flash: Nine Out Of Ten Iraqis Think Things Are Going To Hell; Also That The Tenth Guy Is An Artard

Wichita, October 15, 2006 -- In recent weeks the Bush administration has been playing a never ending game of hide and go seek, according to many who think.

According to an anonymous White House insider, "It's Bush's favorite game. They play it with each other and with reports from Iraq. It's not the actual 'you go hide and I'll look for you thing' the President just puts his hands in front of his face and thinks everything has disappeared."

Many of the "faggy-lib-hippies" who still think the war was a bad idea point to this unending hide and seek game as the reason the administration is unable to admit any wrong-doing or malfeasance with regards to Iraq.

"Hindsight is 20/20." Said the same WH official. "But it doesn't work if you're a peekaboo junky"

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