17 July 2007

Welcome Back!

Dear Kotter,

How I have missed you and your subtlety homo erotic mustache. You're the best teacher I ever had. There's some things I'm dying to tell you about the impending election. It's going to be a hog-fuck of monumental proportions with douche-nozzles galore. We've even got a woman this time who just might win, if the lesbian rumors do not persist. A moment of silence for our fallen sausage-fest! Hipp-Hipp-Horray! Welcome back to Kilroy Got Pigeonholed!

Love,

Belvedere

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