Did Someone Say Caption Contest?

I know those last two posts were a little too serious, so here's something a little more fun. Check out this picture...

...and give me your best caption! E-mail submission to www...

Oh, it doesn't matter because I have no prizes to give and won't even read the captions...but you should thank me!

Because of me you got to see a large inflatable pink penis costume wearing a chain-belt following an utterly confused Republican wearing a suit.

Say thanks!