16 February 2006

Nazi Rally Ruined When "Nazis" Realize They Are Neither German, Nor Workers

The American Nazi (or German Worker) party suffered tragedy today when leading party members came to the stunning realization that not one member was German or a "worker". Several members are currently collecting unemployment and/or welfare and are taking advantage of the experience to gain ammunition for their argument about the laziness of Hispanics and Blacks. Young new recruits to the party are concerned following this development, of what the future will hold. One member named Darrel Johnson, who asked not to be identified, said, "...that without a group of gullible, ignorant people like the 'neo-Nazis' to follow, we will literally have to don a costume resembling a retarded sheep."

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