A local conservative man today removed his head from his ass for the first time since current President Bush was 'elected' in 2000. He remarked at a press conference that he was horrified upon smelling a rose bush that it smelled like shit. After smelling various pungent items from potpourri to ammonia, he stated that he hopes to smell something other than shit by 2008.
In related news, Ted Stevens, the republican Alaskan Senator was caught in an embarrassing situation today when he was finally caught by a local man whom he'd been pissing on for over a year. The man, who asked to remain anonymous, said he'd felt the constant moisture on his back and had asked Ted Stevens about it, but that he let the matter go when Mr. Stevens assured him it was just raining. No word on what charges will be filed and when.
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