Dems Take Back House and Probably Senate; GOP Licking It's Wounds and Who Knows What Else

MIRACLELAND, November 8, 2006 -- With a majority of landslide victories the Democratic party has taken back the House of Representatives, most Gubernatorial positions and probably the Senate.

Many have sighted the GOP's towering reign of stupidity and malfeasance as the overriding reason for the Democrat's sweep this election day.

Many others moved swiftly past over-thinking the win and straight to calls for the tar and feathering of most of the outgoing Republican politicians.

"By early morning, Democrats had picked up at least 28 seats in the House, leaving them firmly in control. The balance of power in the Senate rested on a knife-edge, with one race in Virginia remained too close to call.

The realignment brought an end to the long-held Republican dream of a permanent majority in Washington.

“We’re going to take a two-year hiatus,” Representative Tom Reynolds, chairman of the National Republican Congressional Committee, told reporters at a morning press briefing."

Many, the staff of Kilroy among them, are on our way to do a little jig on the grave of the former GOP majority.

This included HNIC Belvedere who had this to say: "We will move swiftly on to Washington where we will prepare to hold the new Democratic majority's feet to the fire on every god damn thing. I suggest you do the same!"

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