15 March 2007

Fox News Douche-Nozzle And Pundit Hannity Is Wrong...Again

Resident Fox artard Sean Hannity has a big problem with Sen. Hillary Clinton. So do I, but I have a good reason. It seems that Seanny-boy takes umbrage to this recent quote from Mrs. Clinton:

"If anybody tells you there is no vast right-wing conspiracy, tell them that New Hampshire has proven it in court. We have the -- we have the facts, and we're going to make that a crime."

Hannity was very, very hurt by the remarks. He is, as we know, a very large part of the vast right-wing conspiracy. As a matter of fact, it's his bread and butter. So the inference that his backward thinking nut ball ideology might soon be a crime was a little to much for him to handle.

"That was Hillary Clinton this morning with some pretty harsh words for conservatives. So, what does her hate speech really mean?" Hannity asked conservative pollster and douche-nozzle runner up Frank Luntz.

Is it really 'hate speech' one might ask? Well, One, no it is not. The 2002 phone-jamming scandal, in which Republicans had an Idaho telecommunications firm tie-up phone lines used by Democratic phone banks, resulted in two Republican operatives' pleading guilty to criminal charges, while a third was tried and convicted.

I often say Sean Hannity is the world's largest douche-nozzle. Is it hate speech? No. Why? because the truth can not be hate speech you douche-nozzle!

FYI: Hannity is responsible for this little nugget prior to the 2006 election:

"This is the moment to say that there are things in life worth fighting and dying for and one of 'em is making sure Nancy Pelosi doesn't become the speaker."
Worth dying for? Kind of sounds like he hates Nancy Pelosi. He was speaking. Hate...speech? What's a douche-nozzle to do?

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