Micheal Savage Loves Gay Men!

Damnit! He actually hates them. I'll print a retraction sometime in the future...on page E12.

Senate To Hold Hearing On Violent Movies And Children...Is It April Already?

Because there is nothing better to do, busy-body, handy-capable Senators are preparing to hold committee hearings and issue ANOTHER report vis-a-vis Horror movies and their perceived effect on children.

Perceived effect? Yes, that's what I said. I jumped around articles on this one and have never seen any empirical study showing any correlation between exposure to violent images or salty language and the explosion of children.

That's what it must be. I mean, Congress wouldn't do this little dance once every other fucking year, if it wasn't making kids spontaneously blow-up, right? It's not just to whip up support for their party candidates in the '08 Presidential election, right?

Wrong! That's exactly it. Listen up Congress, every time you whip up this little frenzy over what kids can and cannot see to rub the nipples of your constituents, you drive them right to those evil, evil pleasures. Ask any kid, a CD with a parental advisory sticker is vastly more appealing than one without.

I'd love to get a copy of the love-letter the recording industry sent to the PMRC when their sales spiked.

And round and round we go. I'm off to see Dead Silence!

Glenn Beck Thinks Al Gore Is A Nazi? I Think Glenn Beck Digs Scat Porn...Hmmm.

On the March 22nd edition of CNN Headline News , Glenn Beck allowed Senator James Inhofe, a Republican douche-nozzle from Oklahoma, to completely flip Al Gore's testimony before the Senate Committee on Environment and Public Works.

Beck, a bed wetter until he was 27, classicly likened Gore to Nazi Joseph Goebbels for his statement, during his testimony before the House Committee on Energy and Commerce, that he would initiate a "mass persuasion campaign" to urge Congress to act on the change in climate.

"BECK: It is really -- one of the things in it that I heard yesterday in his testimony that I thought was disturbing was this -- what did he call it? -- a massive persuasion campaign. That sounded a little bit like Goebbels or Gore-bels."

Well, spank me silly.

That makes sense. Hey, you WWII history buffs out there! Remember how after he was done using evil and fictitious propaganda to realign an entire Nation to the belief that an entire race, who are really funny and excellent with money by-the-by, were the source of that nation's strife and first in line for extermination he switched his focus to appearing before congress to rally support for the protection of our natural resources and our life support system itself?

You do? What the shit history books are you reading? This is such a short-cut-to-thinking strategy used by ignorant Pundits on both sides of the isle and it never gets anywhere.

Drawing any parallels between latter-day Politicians and the SS is completely meaningless. Nothing anyone today in America is capable of can hold a candle to the deplorable actions of the ruling German party during the second world war.

POST SCRIPT:

Glenn Beck is a prick and Bush is a Nazi!

Zsa Zsa Gabor's Husband Sues Bill O'Reilly...Is There Anyone He Won't Sexually Harass?

I really promised myself I wouldn't blog about A.N. Smith, because I want to be able to look at myself in the mirror. But this is indirect enough and too laugh inducing to pass up.

According to CNN.com Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband Prince Frederic von Anhalt is suing Fox News and Bill O'Reilly because O'Reilly called him a fraud for claiming he could be the father of A.N.'s baby.

Can you believe how low O'Reilly has sunk? Is there anything he won't do to upset the father's of this, our brave America? How dare he! I honestly didn't think he would stoop so low as to actually comment at all on the affairs of some backwoods white trash piece of shit who nobody should care about and who hasn't deserved any of her exposure.

I couldn't care less about A.N. even if Ann Coulter stood over me spreading her beaver and telling me the only way she wouldn't squat is if I claimed to be in love with A.N. and that her stupid fucking show was my very favorite.

The best thing that bucket of yuck could've done for that kid was buy the farm. O'Reilly and every other talking head should be sued for Obscenity. Because the amount of coverage that jizz-jar has received for nothing at all is the only thing I've ever really found obscene.

Oh, and that Prince guy is asking for $10 million.

BTW: A.N. is Anna Nicole, but I promised myself I would only write it once.

Fox News Douche-Nozzle And Pundit Hannity Is Wrong...Again

Resident Fox artard Sean Hannity has a big problem with Sen. Hillary Clinton. So do I, but I have a good reason. It seems that Seanny-boy takes umbrage to this recent quote from Mrs. Clinton:

"If anybody tells you there is no vast right-wing conspiracy, tell them that New Hampshire has proven it in court. We have the -- we have the facts, and we're going to make that a crime."

Hannity was very, very hurt by the remarks. He is, as we know, a very large part of the vast right-wing conspiracy. As a matter of fact, it's his bread and butter. So the inference that his backward thinking nut ball ideology might soon be a crime was a little to much for him to handle.

"That was Hillary Clinton this morning with some pretty harsh words for conservatives. So, what does her hate speech really mean?" Hannity asked conservative pollster and douche-nozzle runner up Frank Luntz.

Is it really 'hate speech' one might ask? Well, One, no it is not. The 2002 phone-jamming scandal, in which Republicans had an Idaho telecommunications firm tie-up phone lines used by Democratic phone banks, resulted in two Republican operatives' pleading guilty to criminal charges, while a third was tried and convicted.

I often say Sean Hannity is the world's largest douche-nozzle. Is it hate speech? No. Why? because the truth can not be hate speech you douche-nozzle!

FYI: Hannity is responsible for this little nugget prior to the 2006 election:

"This is the moment to say that there are things in life worth fighting and dying for and one of 'em is making sure Nancy Pelosi doesn't become the speaker."

Worth dying for? Kind of sounds like he hates Nancy Pelosi. He was speaking. Hate...speech? What's a douche-nozzle to do?

Fox News: Unfair, Severely Unbalanced and Just Plain Fucking Wierd?

No words...

UPDATE: Roger Ailes, Chairman of Fox News, can now be seen on the sexy, sexy gay pornsight:

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News Outlets Drop Ann Coulter Like An Evil, Shrewey, Plastic, VD Ridden Bad Habit

NOSHITSVILLE, MD 11 March 2007 -- In the wake of Ann Coulter's super scary Neo-Con remarks at 2007 the Conservative Political Action Conference the 'conservative' author (plagiarist partisan-hack) has had her weekly column dropped by several print outlets including The Florida Times-Union, The Villages Daily Sun, Antelope Valley Press, The Pasadena Star News and others.

The remarks in question:

"COULTER: Oh, and I was going to have a few comments on the other Democratic presidential candidate, John Edwards. But it turns out that you have to go into rehab if you use the word "faggot," so I'm -- so I'm kind of at an impasse, can't really talk about Edwards. So I think I'll just conclude here and take your questions."

The walking Herpes test tube also referred to former Vice President and imminent lady killer Al Gore as a "total fag" during the usual civil discourse on MSNBC's Hardball with Chris Matthews.

Matthews donned an 'Outbreak' suit to avoid direct contact with Coulter or her expelled breath. Coulter, who has at least 457 different Venereal Diseases many of which can only be contracted from Water Buffaloes, left early to have her daily thirty-two shot dose of Penicillin. Matthews remarked that he enjoyed having her on and that she was smart but, "...being smart isn't enough for a civil discourse."

Matthews immediately left the studio and plunged headfirst into a vat containing equal parts Ammonia, Bleach and Lysol where he remained for three days until Doctors confirmed he hadn't been infected by any of Coulter's cooties.

More as it develops...

EDITOR'S NOTE: I have just as much proof that Coulter is a VD farm as she does that either Al Gore or John Edwards are, eh-hem, "Fags." I do, however, have it on good authority that you can brick in her mouth for 25 cents. It's just what I heard...