News Outlets Drop Ann Coulter Like An Evil, Shrewey, Plastic, VD Ridden Bad Habit

NOSHITSVILLE, MD 11 March 2007 -- In the wake of Ann Coulter's super scary Neo-Con remarks at 2007 the Conservative Political Action Conference the 'conservative' author (plagiarist partisan-hack) has had her weekly column dropped by several print outlets including The Florida Times-Union, The Villages Daily Sun, Antelope Valley Press, The Pasadena Star News and others.

The remarks in question:

"COULTER: Oh, and I was going to have a few comments on the other Democratic presidential candidate, John Edwards. But it turns out that you have to go into rehab if you use the word "faggot," so I'm -- so I'm kind of at an impasse, can't really talk about Edwards. So I think I'll just conclude here and take your questions."

The walking Herpes test tube also referred to former Vice President and imminent lady killer Al Gore as a "total fag" during the usual civil discourse on MSNBC's Hardball with Chris Matthews.

Matthews donned an 'Outbreak' suit to avoid direct contact with Coulter or her expelled breath. Coulter, who has at least 457 different Venereal Diseases many of which can only be contracted from Water Buffaloes, left early to have her daily thirty-two shot dose of Penicillin. Matthews remarked that he enjoyed having her on and that she was smart but, "...being smart isn't enough for a civil discourse."

Matthews immediately left the studio and plunged headfirst into a vat containing equal parts Ammonia, Bleach and Lysol where he remained for three days until Doctors confirmed he hadn't been infected by any of Coulter's cooties.

More as it develops...

EDITOR'S NOTE: I have just as much proof that Coulter is a VD farm as she does that either Al Gore or John Edwards are, eh-hem, "Fags." I do, however, have it on good authority that you can brick in her mouth for 25 cents. It's just what I heard...